诗歌一：

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other

—that is until I met your other.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet emace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my eath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe “Go to hell.”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

诗歌二：

If you want to keep positive

If you hate being negative

Just come down to my dream

And come down with a smile

It is my own world

I will show you the method

To be happy and positive

And say goodbye to negative

There has everything

Has all the happy thing

You just need to enjoy

And leave with a smile

Although you aren't here

With no my dreams there

Don't forget to smile

And never lose smile